Joke thread

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

He's gonna atherton of bother with religious in-laws.

They will be Gee Cross with him indeed!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

They did. They used the man-cave of Joe Royle's brother David to be not seen. That's the room with the sign that says, 'D.Royle's Den'.

That's a Great (Lever) post

 

[jimharri]

And to think, some of my hilarious offerings on here got ripped to shreds!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

And to think, some of my hilarious offerings on here got ripped to shreds!

It's the way you tell 'em Jim ;)

 

[sir baconface]

These river puns are fcukin Bollins.

 

[jimharri]

It's the way you tell 'em Jim ;)

Showing your age there Screams. Say Frank Carson to the younger BMers, and their eyes will glaze over.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

These river puns are fcukin Bollins.

No need to be using foul language. There are plenty of Tame words you can use

 

[sir baconface]

No need to be using foul language. There are plenty of Tame words you can use

Duck off. I won’t Dane to respond to that.

 

[jimharri]

Mersey, please. I beg you.

 

[chrishull]

It's all gone a bit on the tame side in here now.

 

[mat]

It's all gone a bit on the tame side in here now.

Wythenshaw distance of locking this thread.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

No Styal at all you lot

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Wythenshaw distance of locking this thread.

I must admit, it has been Broughton ourselves...

 

[sir baconface]

Please stop. It’s a Weaste of bandwidth.

 

[blueish swede]

Why doesn't Father Christmas have kids?

Because he comes down the Chimney.

 

[maccieblue]

Why doesn't Father Christmas have kids?

Because he comes down the Chimney.

And only once a year

 

[Zubrman]

I must admit, it has been Broughton ourselves...

Please stop. It’s a Weaste of bandwidth.

WI agree, we have to stop. When someone posts Ashton, we must make a mark to end the puns.
Remember: Ashton - Underline.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

WI agree, we have to stop. When someone posts Ashton, we must make a mark to end the puns.
Remember: Ashton - Underline.

Agree, think we should draw the curzons after that.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

They should make a film about these Greater Manchester name puns.
It would be a Hollinwood block buster

 

[Tuearts right boot]

They should make a film about these Greater Manchester name puns.
It would be a Hollinwood block buster

I'd Rusholme to watch that