I'm married to a ballerina from Helsinki. I've always loved a little finesse.
I said to my mate "I want to be with a woman, but I can't afford escort services."
He said "What year do you live in? Women aren't impressed with Ford Escort mate."
I love those games where you have to tilt marbles through a labyrinth. They're amazeballs! (I've never used that word before)
I didn't have any beer in, so I thought I'd go to the pub in town. Cost me £10 to put half a litre of petrol in my car. It's enough to drive you to drink!