hackneyslim
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Putin goes to a swanky party, host asks him if he would like a small port before dinner.
Yes, he says, I'll take Sevastopol, thanks.
Yes, he says, I'll take Sevastopol, thanks.
TangerineSteve17 said:I threw a special party last night where everybody had to get a punch from someone just below the knee. It's a great little shindig.
My pious mate annoys the hell out of me. He said "Cleanliness is next to Godliness!"
I said "Jesus swept!"
I did a 69er with the Mrs on the floor. She said "Is this hard wood?" I said "No this is tongue in groove."[/quote]
You'll be pleased to know that that is one of your best ones. Still shite though.