Necrophiliacs, pedophiles, disabled people... Can't believe someone had the audacity to call just ONE joke out on here as low.
Here's a racist one:
Englishman, Welshman and a Pakistani.
All have just become fathers, and they're sat in the maternity ward of the local hospital. Doctor comes out and tells them that they've somehow mixed up the babies and don't know whose is whose. The three men decide to sort it out for themselves.
Englishman goes in first to choose and comes out of the room with what clearly is the Pakistani baby. The Pakistani man says this,to which the Englishman responds,
"I'm sorry but one of those babies in there is Welsh and I'm not taking any chances!"