Joke thread

[hackneyslim]

Holy God, have I been reading a different dictionary to everyone else, because the meaning of 'joke' is not exactly the same as the 'jokes' this thread.

 

[Dicko69]

Come back tangerine ste all is forgiven

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Holy God, have I been reading a different dictionary to everyone else, because the meaning of 'joke' is not exactly the same as the 'jokes' this thread.

Badum tish...? I don't get it.

Post one of yours you misery guts! (Although with the dead baby jokes, I agree with you, I don't get them either).

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Come back tangerine ste all is forgiven

Haha no way man, I took a vow :)

 

[BimboBob]

Just found this thread - True.

3 nuns died and went to heaven. Peter meets them at the pearly gates. We are having a promotion this month. If you give me a good reason for you to go back to earth - you can for 1 month. 1st nun says she really enjoyed being a nun - so she went back to earth for a month.
2nd nun said she always wanted to be Madonna - so she went back to earth for a month.
3rd nun says she wanted to be Sara Pip - el - inee. Peter says you will have to help me out here luv - who is she?. So the nun reaches into her bag
and produces a newspaper cutting========Sahara Pipeline laid by 42 men in 7 days============


it's my 1st attempt - so go easy .............

Wish this thread was still a mystery to you.

 

[hackneyslim]

Holy God, have I been reading a different dictionary to everyone else, because the meaning of 'joke' is not exactly the same as the 'jokes' this thread.

Badum tish...? I don't get it.

Post one of yours you misery guts! (Although with the dead baby jokes, I agree with you, I don't get them either).

How do you bring up an Australian child?
Stick your fingers down a dingo's throat.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Holy God, have I been reading a different dictionary to everyone else, because the meaning of 'joke' is not exactly the same as the 'jokes' this thread.

Badum tish...? I don't get it.

Post one of yours you misery guts! (Although with the dead baby jokes, I agree with you, I don't get them either).

How do you bring up an Australian child?
Stick your fingers down a dingo's throat.

Oh so you did like the dead baby jokes...

 

[hackneyslim]

Oh so you did like the dead baby jokes...

Strictly, this falls into the category of Regurgitated Minor, but I take your point.

 

[foetus]

I can post some long jokes if that's what people want ;)

 

[pudge]

You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into water.

If it sinks: girl ant
If it floats: boy ant






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