Joke thread

[Wio Gumflapdinand]

The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They've imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil.

A bigot was having problems trying to share his prejudice on to a public forum, so he came up with a shit joke and threw in the word Irish into it.

Can someone explain why it's alright still to make these jokes but if someone was to make a joke about a African it wouldn't be tolerated. I usually don't give a fuck or take offence from this but considering all the bitching recently about religions etc. I don't see "the guardians of bluemoon" jumping in to resolve this.

I know...it's a joke forum so
.....
What do Chinese men do when they get an erection?

They go out and vote.



Oh the ironing! Won't somebody think of the ironing

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They've imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil.

A bigot was having problems trying to share his prejudice on to a public forum, so he came up with a shit joke and threw in the word Irish into it.

Can someone explain why it's alright still to make these jokes but if someone was to make a joke about a African it wouldn't be tolerated. I usually don't give a fuck or take offence from this but considering all the bitching recently about religions etc. I don't see "the guardians of bluemoon" jumping in to resolve this.

I know...it's a joke forum so
.....
What do Chinese men do when they get an erection?

They go out and vote.



Oh the ironing! Won't somebody think of the ironing

racist.

 

[hackneyslim]

Def Leppard are playing Blackjack.
The singer draws 19, and says 'Stick.'
The drummer says, 'I told you not to call me that.'

 

[mad4city]

Def Leppard are playing Blackjack.
The singer draws 19, and says 'Stick.'
The drummer says, 'I told you not to call me that.'

I don't get it. Was he not Irish?

 

[Pelly Greeny]

Def Leppard are playing Blackjack.
The singer draws 19, and says 'Stick.'
The drummer says, 'I told you not to call me that.'

Replace 'Def Leppard' for David Beckham and 'singer' for Posh

Drags it from a mid 80's joke to something people under 40 might get ;-)

 

[Blue Mist]

Def Leppard are playing Blackjack.
The singer draws 19, and says 'Stick.'
The drummer says, 'I told you not to call me that.'

Replace 'Def Leppard' for David Beckham and 'singer' for Posh

Drags it from a mid 80's joke to something people under 40 might get ;-)

Hang on.........

David Beckham are playing Blackjack
Posh draws 19 and says "Stick"
The drummer says 'I told you not to call me that'

Nah I think it still needs a bit of work that one.

 

[moggymoz]

Rang the council today to see if I can have a skip outside my house. He said you can cartwheel around the fucking block for all I care!

 

[Alex the Blue]

The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They've imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil.

Jesus wept... Pathetic on all sorts of levels.

My apologies if I offended anyone. I was just repeating a joke I'd just heard.

 

[stony]

The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They've imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil.

A bigot was having problems trying to share his prejudice on to a public forum, so he came up with a shit joke and threw in the word Irish into it.

Can someone explain why it's alright still to make these jokes but if someone was to make a joke about a African it wouldn't be tolerated. I usually don't give a fuck or take offence from this but considering all the bitching recently about religions etc. I don't see "the guardians of bluemoon" jumping in to resolve this.

I know...it's a joke forum so
.....
What do Chinese men do when they get an erection?

They go out and vote.



Oh the ironing! Won't somebody think of the ironing

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[Sunny Coast Blue]

The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They've imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil.

Jesus wept... Pathetic on all sorts of levels.

My apologies if I offended anyone. I was just repeating a joke I'd just heard.

It's a cracker- Made me laugh mate, keep em coming. haters gotta hate.