Joke thread

[blueish swede]

I’ve been told that I look like ken Dodd lately, so no, not really.

Some one told you recently that you look like Ken Dodd
or
you look like Ken Dodd's been looking lately?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

That’s only because I gave her seeing eye dog some biscuits.

WTF is a ' seeing eye dog ' when it's up and dressed.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

WTF is a ' seeing eye dog ' when it's up and dressed.

 

[Barcon]

Woah, woah, woah. A man goes to work to earn an honest wage and he is the subject of abuse.
Cunts.

 

[Blue Mist]

Woah, woah, woah. A man goes to work to earn an honest wage and he is the subject of abuse.
Cunts.

Whose that then?

 

[DrBlueBob]

Again, I apologise. All this @Barcon abuse commenced just because I mentioned his partner may well be his dead mother.

 

[Big Swifty]

This so-called joke thread is a total misnomer. Not seen a joke on here for ages.

Come on, someone, give us a joke!

 

[balotellishaircut]

This so-called joke thread is a total misnomer. Not seen a joke on here for ages.

Come on, someone, give us a joke!

I bumped into an old mate in town earlier - I asked him what he was upto these days

I cook meals for the homeless, drug addicts, people with addictions to gambling, alcoholics.

“Charity work ? “ I asked

‘No Wetherspoons‘

 

[BlueHammer85]

This so-called joke thread is a total misnomer. Not seen a joke on here for ages.

Come on, someone, give us a joke!

I like my women how I like my bread.

Cut up in to slices.

 

[Chippy_boy]

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Mystic Pug.

 

[mat]

I like my women how I like my bread.

Cut up in to slices.

Explains the love of Beiber....

 

[balotellishaircut]

I think my wife is dealing drugs.

I answered the house phone the other day and this bloke said “has that dope gone yet” before hanging up.

 

[Ste1969]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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Oh perleeese, he's still warm.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I think my wife is dealing drugs.

I answered the house phone the other day and this bloke said “has that dope gone yet” before hanging up.

Some bloke has mistaken my wife for a weather forecaster. Keeps 'phoning to ask if the coast is clear.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Oh perleeese, he's still warm.

I won’t post some of the stuff I’ve been getting on WhatsApp so.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Maccblue]

 

[Ste1969]

Oh perleeese, he's still warm.

So is liz

 

[Ste1969]

I won’t post some of the stuff I’ve been getting on WhatsApp so.

Another snowflake