Joke thread

[oakiecokie]

I bumped into an old mate who I hadn't seen for years.
"What you doing now mate" I asked.
"I feed meals to the drop outs,down and outs,druggies,piss heads and the doleites" he said."So you working for a charity" I asked.
"No" he replied.
"I work for Wetherspoons".

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I have an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop ...


Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark

 

[Big Swifty]

That is very clever.

 

[BimboBob]

My mates say I have a preoccupation with revenge.

We'll see about that.

Hi Stuart Francis.

 

[Vic]

Giraffe walks into a bar. "The highballs are on me!"

(Much milked in new film The Big Sick)

 

[taleofbluehalves]

If any of my Facebook buddies want any old copies of Chiropractors Monthly I have a load of back issues.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

If any of my Facebook buddies want any old copies of Chiropractors Monthly I have a load of back issues.

;)

 

[taleofbluehalves]

I have an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop ...


Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I have an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop ...


Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark

Page 70 wants it's joke back.

 

[taleofbluehalves]

Page 70 wants it's joke back.

Ha ha thought it was familiar!