Joke thread

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

Bloody spell check.....Ive justed texted my mate and it came out as

Do you fancy a wank down by the river?






it should've been Canal.

 

[hammocity]

Two Japanese blokes retired from the Sewerage works after 50 years working there, they never met, one did the day shift the other the night shift

Two nips that passed in the shite

Sorry

 

[Big Swifty]

I like that spoonerism. I shall forward it to my friends.

 

[Sir peace frog]

2 snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other can you smell carrots

 

[roy.or.r]

75 Million for Lukaku.

 

[Indaparkside]

Little lad goes to his dad, hey dad whats testicles?? Balls replied his dad. Balls to you i'll ask me fucking mum then

 

[Groke]

Why did the old man fall down the well?



...because he couldn't see that well

 

[jimharri]

I just saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor.....




At first I was afraid,I was petrified...

 

[jimharri]

Day 67 without sex. I'm getting that desperate I went for a jog with a pair of flip flops on so I could remember the sound!

 

[Blue Til Death]

Boris Johnson....