Joke thread

[dronefromsector7G]

Storm Eunice has blown off 25% of my roof...

Oof!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Storm Eunice has blown off 25% of my roof...

Oof!

I’ve got you mate

 

[Mid Wales blue]

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You’re a wrong’un!
I haven’t slept all night, as this picture was burnt in to my mind.
And just now, I’ve had to go to the pharmacy and get some cream,
for all the chafing and blisters on my cock!

Have you got anymore?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

You’re a wrong’un!
I haven’t slept all night, as this picture was burnt in to my mind.
And just now, I’ve had to go to the pharmacy and get some cream,
for all the chafing and blisters on my cock!

Have you got anymore?

I'm hoping to find one of Sally Lindsay in similar pose.

No luck, yet.

 

[When The Levee Breaks]

I got a Chinese meal last night. Ordered off The Specials board.

I got Too Much Foo Yung

 

[When The Levee Breaks]

My local Japanese car parts store has just been destroyed by Storm Eunice.

Now its raining Datsun cogs

 

[CALCIO POTATO]

Used to stand near us on the Kippax.

I went to my cousins 18th years ago and Curly was dancing with a star shaped toy guitar, thats when i knew he'd be big in Hollywood!!

 

[CALCIO POTATO]

I got a Chinese meal last night. Ordered off The Specials board.

I got Too Much Foo Yung

Fantastic joke - keep em coming

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I got a Chinese meal last night. Ordered off The Specials board.

I got Too Much Foo Yung

Anymore jokes like this, and this thread will end up like a ghost town!

 

[Out on blue 6]

I got a Chinese meal last night. Ordered off The Specials board.

I got Too Much Foo Yung

That jokes full of Stereotypes

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I got a Chinese meal last night. Ordered off The Specials board.

I got Too Much Foo Yung

They say the first sign of Madness is when you spot Suggs coming up your driveway.

 

[When The Levee Breaks]

That jokes full of Stereotypes

Stop being such a Little Bitch about it ;)

 

[knuckles]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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Throw.

 

[Mr Fraser]

Anymore jokes like this, and this thread will end up like a ghost town!

Just enjoy your self

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

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Should be a spoiler alert with that.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Should be a spoiler alert with that

There was on the right hand side.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

I’ve got you mate
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With all this wind I’m a bit worried about the caravan in our garden…………..we didn’t have one yesterday.

 

[Stuuuuuu]

Throw.

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[J.G.Blue.]

With all this wind I’m a bit worried about the caravan in our garden…………..we didn’t have one yesterday.

Brilliant, if you dont mind I am going to use that :-)