A Welsh sheep farmer is having trouble with his flock of sheep not getting pregnant from his Ram so he goes to see the local vet for advice.
The vet tells him that Artificial Insemination would be a good idea. The farmer then asks how will he know when the sheep are expecting and the vet replies that they will be laid down in the field and looking after themselves. The farmer then leaves the surgery. The only trouble is that he hasn't got a clue what Artificial Insemination is and did not want to ask the vet what it entailed as he did not want to appear ignorant to the vet.
So he decides that he will do the job himself so the next morning he loads them up in his Land Rover and takes them to a clearing in the woods and proceeds to shag them.
The next day he gets up and looks out of his window and finds that the sheep are all stood up.
He decides that he will shag each sheep twice to make sure that the job is done properly so off they all go in the Land Rover to the woods again where the farmer shags each one twice.
The next morning he can barely get out of bed as he is so tired from his previous exertions and asks his wife to look out the window to see if the sheep are laid down.
She responds by telling him "No, but they are all in your Land Rover and one of them keeps sounding the car horn".
The vet tells him that Artificial Insemination would be a good idea. The farmer then asks how will he know when the sheep are expecting and the vet replies that they will be laid down in the field and looking after themselves. The farmer then leaves the surgery. The only trouble is that he hasn't got a clue what Artificial Insemination is and did not want to ask the vet what it entailed as he did not want to appear ignorant to the vet.
So he decides that he will do the job himself so the next morning he loads them up in his Land Rover and takes them to a clearing in the woods and proceeds to shag them.
The next day he gets up and looks out of his window and finds that the sheep are all stood up.
He decides that he will shag each sheep twice to make sure that the job is done properly so off they all go in the Land Rover to the woods again where the farmer shags each one twice.
The next morning he can barely get out of bed as he is so tired from his previous exertions and asks his wife to look out the window to see if the sheep are laid down.
She responds by telling him "No, but they are all in your Land Rover and one of them keeps sounding the car horn".
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