Joke thread

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

We should change the name from the joke thread to the jimharri thread.:)

More accurate

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Well;very few of you miserable scrotes seem to be contributing lately.

To be fair, I'm sh1te at telling jokes.........

 

[jimharri]

To be fair, I'm sh1te at telling jokes.........

That's no excuse; so am I!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

That's no excuse; so am I!

That was my joke :-)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

To be fair, I'm sh1te at telling jokes.........

All you do is copy and paste from Twitter

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

And the lord said unto John, 'come forth and you will receive eternal life'.

But John came fifth and won a can of tizer.

I'll be here all week folks............

*Mic drops and exits stage*

 

[jimharri]

All you do is copy and paste from Twitter

Same here, though not from twitter!

 

[remember arthur mann]

Please explain for those under 30.

https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?img...ePjAhXND2MBHQ53CkkQMwhKKAIwAg&iact=mrc&uact=8

 

[KS55]

Jimharri goes into a bar with some mates. They have a pint or two and a laugh. Jimharri goes to the bar.
" Three pints ,please"
Barman "Hey, aren't you that jimharri from Bluemoon?"
" Yes, but how on earth did you know?"
" I heard you telling your mates some terrible jokes".

 

[Indaparkside]

You never cry out when you come' said the husband to his wife? How do you know she replied, your never there.