Joke thread

My girlfriend is a magicians assistant, and she's learnt a few tricks. Last night I got in early from work to find her, in her sexy and revealing assistants gear. She said "Abracadabra" and my my mate Dave stepped out the wardrobe stark bollock naked!....poor bloke, Dave must still be confused as to how he got there.
 
Having been formed in Houston, Texas in 1969, the trio sporting sunglasses and long beards were the longest unchanged group line-up in popular music history until the sad death in 2021 of their singer and bassist, Dusty Hill.

Now the two remaining members, Billy Gibbons and Frank Beard are pleased to welcome into the group two of Stockport's finest as Lol Creme and Kevin Godley have joined.

The new group will be known as 10CC Top.
 
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Zubrman said:
Having been formed in Houston, Texas in 1969, the trio sporting sunglasses and long beards were the longest unchanged group line line-up in popular music history until the sad death in 2021 of their singer and bassist, Dusty Hill.

Now the two remaining members, Billy Gibbons and Frank Beard are pleased to welcome into the group two of Stockport's finest as Lol Creme and Kevin Godley have joined.

The new group will be known as 10CC Top.
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Oddly, Frank Beard was the only band member without a beard.
 
The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born.
Statistics just released from The National Statistics Office revealed that:
North American, Australian, New Zealanders and British men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.
This has come as very upsetting news to a lot of us at the pub, as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese!!
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