Joke thread

[swpswp]

That woks for me

That was soy obvious.

 

[aguero93:20]

What's the difference between a giraffe and a JCB? One's got hydraulics, the other's got high bollocks.



Thank you, thank you. Don't clap, just throw money.

I find 20c coins give the best weight/value ratio in this circumstance although I know the old firm are big believers in the £1 coin...

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

That was soy obvious.

you lot are crackers.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

you lot are crackers.

I know my joke led to these puns but I was never wonton this to happen

 

[urban genie]

 

[KS55]

We are proud to announce that these puns are sponsored by our official noodle partner.

 

[crazyg]

I went down town yesterday to a classical music shop off deansgate

when i got there it was closed with a sign on the window

" Gone Chopin
Bach in a minuet "

You didn't read it all. At the bottom it read:

Offenbach sooner.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Serious one here....We have two Jehovahs witnesses at work, both 20 y/o girls and last week two of the other girls were discussing blown jobs during a tea break. Being very naive and not in the way of the world neither of the JWs could understand how...' blowing onto one of those things... could give pleasure '


There was coffee everywhere.

 

[dickie davies]

November last year wants its joke back

A bloke was walking down the street with four penguins and a policeman told him to take them to the zoo.

The next day the same bloke still had four penguins but with sunglasses on. The police man said, "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo."

"I did," he said. "And today I'm taking them to the beach."

 

[urban genie]

November last year wants its joke back

Tell that to Andy Morrison ;-)