sir baconface
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I was going to post a joke about cheese and onion pies but fell off my bike and damaged my typing handdddddd.
Shame. It was a fkn cracker too.
Shame. It was a fkn cracker too.
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I worked in a record shop.
A guy came in and said 'can i have 24 hours from Tulsa by Gene Pitley'
I said do you mean Gene Pitney'
He replied 'I said Gene Pitley diddle eye'
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Grassland Blue
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Was it a tuc tuc?
5 Hit Gibbon
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Did he also ask for a steak & kiddley pie?
Mid Wales blue
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No, a bloke came out of the chippy, crying and cussing, about no steak and kiddley pie’s, then got on his bike and fucked off shouting “I HATE CHEESE AND ONION PIE”.
dronefromsector7G
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A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her . He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.
The wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "What the hell are doing?" The wife replied, " I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier".
The husband said, "Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages
As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her . He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.
The wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "What the hell are doing?" The wife replied, " I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier".
The husband said, "Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages
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dickie davies
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Might be a Christian who's just washed his hair
Alan Harper's Tash
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Yeah, maybe.
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The policeman caught wanking in a park has been charged with handling swollen goods
And racist ? Why show a Muslim being told to fuck off from Dover. Very strange one to post.
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It is called inclusionism, if you are willing to tell a Paddy tinker to fuck off you must show willing to include as many ethnicities as possible.
What is more bigoted is assuming someone's religion based purely on skin colour and attire
p.s all my statements above are jokes.
Bigg Bigg Blue
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Because there was no chance of getting a picture of you buying a pint :)
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He can reach around though.
When you say paddy tinker, are you referring to a previous post of mine, (in another thread) when I used the term Pikey ?
I still can't believe I got away with that, the Mods must have been having a meeting.
Good point well made.