Joke thread

[Alan Harper's Tash]

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Say what you see!!

 

[Xhavenjoe]

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Say what you see!!

Wouldn't have got it until this bit of advice popped up

 

[Uwe Already]

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Say what you see!!

Smug Irish twat?

 

[Meatbag]

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

 

[horlock_was_super]

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Amazing what a good nights sleep can do. Very good.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Mr Fraser]

Took a minute or two but I got there.

Been hours. Still not there

 

[JRockBlues]

Been hours. Still not there

Sing the lyrics then name the 3 veggies.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Sing the lyrics then name the 3 veggies.

Turnip, Carrots, Bergamot Orange.

Good times never felt so good.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Been hours. Still not there

Swede,carrots limes, de de de der.....

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Been hours. Still not there

Seriously?

 

[Mr Fraser]

Seriously?

Yes until a minute ago. I am a very simple soul

 

[blue44]

 

[Zubrman]

Turnip, Carrots, Bergamot Orange. Everybody talk about......Pop Muesli.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Zuriblue]