Joke thread

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[DrBlueBob]

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Why is it called a sperm whale then?

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Why is it called a sperm whale then?

Sames reason there's a Fanny Batter Dolphin.

 

[SCEtoAUX]

"Mummy, is the babysitter a robot?"

"No of course not dear, why did you ask such a silly question?"

"Because I heard Daddy tell Uncle Dave he screwed the ass off her last week."

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If you're here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

A priest has a heart attack, and is rushed to the hospital. He wakes up as he's being rushed through the hospital on a stretcher by two nurses.

"Am I in heaven?" asks the disoriented priest.

"No" says one of the nurses. "We're just taking a short cut through the children's ward."

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Why did a crazed Mexican push his wife off a cliff?



Tequila........ (To kill her; )

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Why did a crazed Mexican push his wife off a cliff?



Tequila........ (To kill her; )

Not a nice thing to do

 

[Barcon]

Why did a crazed Mexican push his wife off a cliff?



Tequila........ (To kill her; )

What do you call a mexican woman with her legs cut off at the knees?

Consuelo.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Not a nice thing to do

Yeah but she was a menopausal hag.

 

[goalmole]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Mexican firefighter had 2 boys, when they were born he called the first Jose and the second HoseB

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Yeah but she was a menopausal hag.

Well thats different then.

 

[Cotton Weave Blue]

Sames reason there's a Fanny Batter Dolphin.

Blue Whalfle?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[chris63]

Beat me by 1 .

 

[sir baconface]

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How do I apply?

 

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[Big Swifty]

What do you call a Japanese woman using a food mixer?


Brenda