Lavinda Past
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I was attending a seminar recently and was asked to list 10 sexual innuendos.
I accidentally wrote down 11 and had to rub one out.
I accidentally wrote down 11 and had to rub one out.
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Lavinda Past
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I asked the man in the shop "Have you got any Bulldog clips?"
He replied "No, but I've got a nice video of a Jack Russell"
He replied "No, but I've got a nice video of a Jack Russell"
Lavinda Past
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I just found out my son's girlfriend is a ghost....
To be honest I had my suspicions from the moment she walked through the door
To be honest I had my suspicions from the moment she walked through the door
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I like Bovril as a hot drink, and, at 62,I’m only considered a junior male of the FOC club.Yeah, we're gonna have to come up with another acronym. I suggest POC - prehistoric. Or BDOC - Bovril drinkin'!
Lavinda Past
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All these namby pamby snowflakes make me sick with their constant complaining...
They should toughen up and be like my mate.
He lost both his legs & vocal chords in a road accident...
But you never see him making a song & dance about it
They should toughen up and be like my mate.
He lost both his legs & vocal chords in a road accident...
But you never see him making a song & dance about it
Lavinda Past
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My mate is a great carpenter. He was doing a job for me and I complimented him on the quality of his workmanship.
"Thanks" he said, "I got the sack once for being two mil out"
"That was a bit harsh," I said.
"It was ok" he said, "I didn't really want to be an accountant anyway."
"Thanks" he said, "I got the sack once for being two mil out"
"That was a bit harsh," I said.
"It was ok" he said, "I didn't really want to be an accountant anyway."
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader
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Sorted.I like Bovril as a hot drink, and, at 62,I’m only considereda junior malejust an apprentice of the FOC club.
Lavinda Past
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Anyone know what a CLUNT is ?
Never walked out of a chinese restaurant without paying …
Hey! Come here you C…. !
I've been banned for less...
Tuearts right boot
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and rightly so.I've been banned for less...