meeesh said:Having a smoke outside the pub last night,and this fucker in a wheel chair said to me "why do you smoke when you dont need to ?"
I looked at him and said "why the fuck are you wearing shoes ?"
johnmc said:meeesh said:Having a smoke outside the pub last night,and this fucker in a wheel chair said to me "why do you smoke when you dont need to ?"
I looked at him and said "why the fuck are you wearing shoes ?"
What was his answer?
meeesh said:johnmc said:meeesh said:Having a smoke outside the pub last night,and this fucker in a wheel chair said to me "why do you smoke when you dont need to ?"
I looked at him and said "why the fuck are you wearing shoes ?"
What was his answer?
He liked em
Alan_Is_A_Blue said:And it was at this time during the darkest days of Christianity , that as he was nailed to the cross and raised up for all to gaze upon his tortured and twisted body , Jesus looked down wearily at his 12 Apostles and speaking softly with his last gasping breath , said unto them...Don't you touch my fcking eggs you bastards, I'll be back on Monday !!
johnmc said:Alan_Is_A_Blue said:And it was at this time during the darkest days of Christianity , that as he was nailed to the cross and raised up for all to gaze upon his tortured and twisted body , Jesus looked down wearily at his 12 Apostles and speaking softly with his last gasping breath , said unto them...Don't you touch my fcking eggs you bastards, I'll be back on Monday !!
He rose again on the Sunday
meeesh said:Do you argue against everyones jokes ?
Fck me I bet your great company in the pub.....NOT
Ancient Citizen said:It's Good Friday this week and thoughts turn to a bloke with long hair, who will always be remembered for dying on the end of a cross.
Happy easter Andy Carroll.