Joke thread

corky1970 said:
johnmc said:
Ancient Citizen said:
It's Good Friday this week and thoughts turn to a bloke with long hair, who will always be remembered for dying on the end of a cross.
Happy easter Andy Carroll.

Jesus wasnt nailed to "the end of a cross". Just nailed to a cross.


LOL , your funny, give it too em john , if the jokes arn't right, fucking pull em up on it !!

Indeed, I am bereft.
 
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<br /><br />-- Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:11 pm --<br /><br />The worlds shortest joke;

Two women were sitting quietly.
 
TrueBlue76 said:
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-- Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:11 pm --

The worlds shortest joke;

Two women were sitting quietly.


Inconsiderate bastards them Romans - they could at least have taken that halo off him and put a proper hard hard hat on his head, instead of those crappy thorns.. If he tripped up and that cross had fallen on him, he could have got badly injured.
 
Thought I'd spotted a Superhero earlier today, When I saw a man running down the street wearing a cape....... Turned out the bastard hadn't paid for his haircut !
 

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