Joke thread

[tommyhair]

FFS

Don`t get this one! What`s it all about?

 

[Lavinda Past]

FFS

Don`t get this one! What`s it all about?

You don't get it?
IT'S A F*CKIN EARTHQUAKE!! THERE'S MILLIONS DEAD AND EVEN MORE HOMELESS!! SHIT, THEY'RE DIGGING KIDS OUT OF MUD AND CONCRETE!! ROFL?

 

[mrcunny]

FFS

Don`t get this one! What`s it all about?

You don't get it?
IT'S A F*CKIN EARTHQUAKE!! THERE'S MILLIONS DEAD AND EVEN MORE HOMELESS!! SHIT, THEY'RE DIGGING KIDS OUT OF MUD AND CONCRETE!! ROFL?

Millions? i presume youve told ya mrs youve got a 12 inch cock then....

 

[paphos-mcfc]

FFS

You don't get it?
IT'S A F*CKIN EARTHQUAKE!! THERE'S MILLIONS DEAD AND EVEN MORE HOMELESS!! SHIT, THEY'RE DIGGING KIDS OUT OF MUD AND CONCRETE!! ROFL?

Millions? i presume youve told ya mrs youve got a 12 inch cock then....

I was more concerned about how the kids ended up in the concrete!

 

[mrcunny]

You don't get it?
IT'S A F*CKIN EARTHQUAKE!! THERE'S MILLIONS DEAD AND EVEN MORE HOMELESS!! SHIT, THEY'RE DIGGING KIDS OUT OF MUD AND CONCRETE!! ROFL?

Millions? i presume youve told ya mrs youve got a 12 inch cock then....

I was more concerned about how the kids ended up in the concrete!

dodgy builders?

 

[MANC TRONIX]

Q. what do you call two gay rapist's walking down the street

A. Bobby & Eric.

now that IS funny. lol.

 

[mrcunny]

I was at the swimming baths yesterday and had a sneaky piss in the deep end. The life guard noticed and blew his whistle so fucking loud i nearly fell in....

 

[johnmc]

Re: Re: joke thread....

Q. what do you call two gay rapist's walking down the street

A. Bobby & Eric.

now that IS funny. lol.

Can you explain it please

 

[mrcunny]

Re: Re: joke thread....

Q. what do you call two gay rapist's walking down the street

A. Bobby & Eric.

now that IS funny. lol.

Can you explain it please

Read other threads mate...lol i didnt get it at first until i read another thread about 2 lads getting bummed and going back time after time..

 

[oddfellows]

It's Good Friday this week and thoughts turn to a bloke with long hair, who will always be remembered for dying on the end of a cross.
Happy easter Andy Carroll.

Jesus wasnt nailed to "the end of a cross". Just nailed to a cross.

It says died on the end of a cross not nailed to the end of a cross.