EastStandLower
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Stop carping on about it
Joke thread
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Bill Walker
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He can't, he's a doom monger.
yes, do a good job, but not asbestos you could, or you won't be able to breathe.
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Cotswold Knight
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These fish jokes are getting well trout of order
kippax4ever
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Don't bite mate & don't take the bait.
EastStandLower
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There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the riverbank looking like an idiot.
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ali benarbia's studs
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What s the worst thing you can hear when you are sucking Willie Nelson`s cock????
** I m REALLY not William Nelsen ! ***
** I m REALLY not William Nelsen ! ***
happy daze
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Miss is addressing her class " Can anyone tell me about what's in the news?"
Johnny sticks his hand up Miss,Miss,Miss Oh god no she thinks he'll say something awful again.
She ignores him and asks Freddy "Miss there's something called coronavirus and it's contagious my mum says",very good Freddy.
Miss,Miss,Miss (Johnny again) she relents "Miss my mum said something like that,she said if Grandad get the virus he'll run her ragged up and down stairs and it'll take the old contagious to croak."
Miss bursts in to tears.
Johnny sticks his hand up Miss,Miss,Miss Oh god no she thinks he'll say something awful again.
She ignores him and asks Freddy "Miss there's something called coronavirus and it's contagious my mum says",very good Freddy.
Miss,Miss,Miss (Johnny again) she relents "Miss my mum said something like that,she said if Grandad get the virus he'll run her ragged up and down stairs and it'll take the old contagious to croak."
Miss bursts in to tears.
