Joke thread

[blue44]

It’s a really, really wild show.

the hitman and her banana

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I think it's a she with tits like that.

You can't be sure in this day and age :)

 

[horlock_was_super]

Michela goes dogging!

Anyone know where? Asking for my mate.

Could you pm me when you find out?
I‘ve got a mate too.

 

[SCEtoAUX]

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Family Fortunes answers

Something your car can have two of “ Wheels”

A place where you wouldn’t expect to meet a nun “ A brothel”

Something you borrow from your partner “Shoes”

An orange vegetable “Aubergine “

An animal you cannot fit into a Mini car “Mouse”

Something made of wool “Cotton Wool”

An animal with three letters “Lion”

A bad place to fall asleep “Concrete”

A french ferry port “Dover”

I also remember:

A Bir

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Oh I like that.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Could you pm me when you find out?
I‘ve got a mate too.

Could you please PM me as well, not for a mate but for my own personal sexual gratification:)

 

[hammocity]

 

[KS55]

Could you pm me when you find out?
I‘ve got a mate too.

Michela looks like a frog.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Michela looks like a frog.

I'd jump on her

 

[Zubrman]

I'd jump on her

I'd ribbit.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[LWashington]

A group of glaziers have just put in a large shop window, only to discover that the etched graphics sign on it is upside down. When they try to remove it to fix the problem they find it is stuck. They've removed everything that can be holding it but it refuses to budge. They call a group of more experienced collegues but they can't removed it either. Finally they call the boss who tries but doesn't have any luck getting it to move.
Just then an old lady is walking past and asks them what the problem is. When they explain she says that she can help. They all laugh at her but then decide why not as they've tried everything else. She gets the men to hold the window steady on each side. The she begins singing a 1970's number one single. After a few lines she just lightly touches the glass and to their amazement it pops out with ease. The men thank her and she goes on her way.
One of the men says, "Who the fuck was that? "
The Boss replies, "I think it was ........

Spoiler

Freda Payne

 

[LWashington]

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Those would just encourage people to cycle with her, two abreast.

 

[Zuriblue]

 

[Zuriblue]

 

[dickie davies]

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Is the cat leaping for his bike?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

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It’s called Foden.