Joke thread

[Kippax77]

Michela looks like a frog.

I thought it was Marti Pellow

 

[J.G.Blue.]

A chicken farmer goes into a bar to celebrate & asks the barman for a glass of champaign,
A young lady sat at the bar also drinking champaign says to the farmer thats a Coincidence I am celebrating as well, me and my husband have been trying to have a child for years & my doctor has just told me I am pregnant, she then asks the farmer what are you celebrating?
Well he says thats another Coincidence, for ages my hens have not been able to have any chicks & now the eggs have just started hatching, so the young lady asks the farmer, I cant believe all these Coincidences, why do you think your hens can now have chicks?
So the farmer says, well I tried using a different Cock...................

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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If she's a real cyclist I take it all back.

 

[horlock_was_super]

 

[Indaparkside]

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I can see deletion cumming:)

 

[LWashington]

I can see deletion cumming:)

As long as they don't delete to cyclist with the big tits. I've only knocked three out over that so far.

 

[SnakeDoctor473]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[malg]

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Took me a while that one

 

[LWashington]

Took me a while that one

Me too. I actually googled if anyone who played catwomen had died recently in case it was a topical joke.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Took me a while that one

Well I am none the wiser.

 

[talkativesprout]

Well I am none the wiser.

laser pen and cats

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

laser pen and cats

Thanks
I am not tittering yet.

 

[cinnamon]

 

[bluethrunthru]

Good looking sequel

 

[MCFCTrick]

Ramonalisa ... Gabba.

 

[Bill Walker]

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?"
God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]