Joke thread

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[JRockBlues]

Electricity bills in England are rising out of control and causing small businesses great difficulty. One Chinese restaurant received a bill for £10,000. They said they cannot turn off all their lights but they do dim sum.

 

[blue44]

 

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[SCEtoAUX]

I just bought a Jehovah's Witness advent calendar.

Every time you open a door someone tells you to fuck off.

Our local private school has just started advent calendars. They're almost the same as normal advent calendars except your dad's business conections open all of the doors.

 

[Sam Armstrong]

 

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[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

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[yeseye]

 

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[forlorn hope]

 

[DrBlueBob]

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It looks like Beaker.

 

[crazyg]

It looks like Beaker.

No. This is Beaker.