Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents have always been twats.

 

[LWashington]

My wife told me she was leaving me because of my obsession with both football and stupid puns.

I said, "Really, I haven't heard this mutch bull since the Wolves forward line of the 80s and 90s".

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[forlorn hope]

 

[DrBlueBob]

No. This is Beaker.


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Bit of a tap in there. Chapeau.

Poor old Phil, he truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Bill Walker]

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Wow. Welcome to 1965, Australia!

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Cotontoquinn]

Danny Murphy on MOTD 3/9/2022 regarding VAR
”I don’t know why they don’t get former players involved”
WHAT A FANTASTIC IDEA!!
If only there were loads of Rags and Dippers available……..

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Danny Murphy on MOTD 3/9/2022 regarding VAR
”I don’t know why they don’t get former players involved”
WHAT A FANTASTIC IDEA!!
If only there were loads of Rags and Dippers available……..

To leave their bikes outside?

 

[Bill Walker]

Wow. Welcome to 1965, Australia!

Now now mate..
Some on here weren't born till 1980 :)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Now now mate..
Some on here weren't born till 1980 :)

I’m jealous of those FYCs.

 

[Bill Walker]

A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

 

[KS55]

Man goes into a bar where he sees an Australian cackling maniacally to himself.
What’s funny bro?
—-These really old jokes I keep posting to Bluemoon.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]