Joke thread

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Bloke walking through a graveyard sees another man crouched near a grave stone.

Bloke says “Morning”

Man replies “No, just having a shit.”

Edit: Bloke was called Bill and the man Harold.

 

[rabby]

Prince Harry wasn't happy having picked up a takeaway at Balmoral tandoori last night,by the time he arrived at the castle his naan was cold.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Prince Harry wasn't happy having picked up a takeaway at Balmoral tandoori last night,by the time he arrived at the castle his naan was cold.

THIN ICE !!!

 

[Uwe Already]

On that note, I have a pint of milk in the fridge that is so old it’s seen two prime ministers and two monarchs - I only bought it Monday

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

On that note, I have a pint of milk in the fridge that is so old it’s seen two prime ministers and two monarchs - I only bought it Monday

You missed out Chelsea managers.

 

[Uwe Already]

You missed out Chelsea managers.

Thank you, will adjust my telling!

 

[rabby]

THIN ICE !!!

Challenging humour rarely tests the ice thickness.

 

[olly-1-mcfc]

 

[Nellies left peg]

Challenging humour rarely tests the ice thickness.

 

[blue44]