Joke thread

Are you actually serious????? I'm sorry, I wasn't going to reply, but that's too much.
I've never claimed anything to be 'my own' as you put it. You've singled me out for this when 367 pages of this thread are full of jokes that will have been taken from elsewhere.
The only thing I'M guilty of is not reading back a few pages. Anyway, I'll delete my stolen joke and probably won't post in this thread again so I don't cause offence.
Flouncing ****.
 
I don't believe it.
I was walking through town last night when someone threw a tin of soup which nearly hit me.
I turned around and some guy shouted...
"And that's just for starters!"

unbelievably the same thing happened to me, but it was a tomato. Now you might think that wouldn't hurt, but this one was still in the tin
 
I heard that because of the amount of tourists the greens at the Old Course in Scotland are terrible, ball Marx.
 

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