joke thread....

[Mr. Wednesday]

Ha ha ha ha ha took me a minute of thinking what the fuck. Nice one fella :)

Haha yeah. Can't really take the credit obviously, that guy does have some pretty funny stuff on his Twitter feed.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

This is the best one

 

[Indaparkside]

Jill dandos boyfriend wanted to paint her front door red
But she was dead against it

 

[hammocity]

Guy sitting in the doctors office when the doctor walks in, I’m afraid I have some bad news said the doc you’ll have to stop masterbating why says the patient, cos i’m trying to examine you replies the doctor

Bloke goes to the Docs and says:

" I can't sop farting" lets out a big smelly one

Dr says "do you wank a lot"

"I do, has that got something to do with it?" he replies


Dr says "no but it's fucking great isn't it?"

 

[Indaparkside]

Little lad goes to his dad hey dad what’s testicles Balls replies his dad.
Balls to you his son said I’ll ask me fucking mam

 

[Indaparkside]

Same lad hey dad where do I come from me mam said the sugar bowl.
Eye that’s about the fucking size of it replies his dad

 

[dickie davies]

Jill dandos boyfriend wanted to paint her front door red
But she was dead against it

I still remember exactly where I was when KEY103 went to a breaking news story that she'd been murdered.

 

[hammocity]

I still remember exactly where I was when KEY103 went to a breaking news story that she'd been murdered.

Outside the door of a terraced house in Fulham?

 

[dickie davies]

Outside the door of a terraced house in Fulham?

Could you receive KEY 103 on FM in West London?

 

[hammocity]

Could you receive KEY 103 on FM in West London?

Artistic licence :-)