joke thread....

hammocity

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Guy sitting in the doctors office when the doctor walks in, I’m afraid I have some bad news said the doc you’ll have to stop masterbating why says the patient, cos i’m trying to examine you replies the doctor
Bloke goes to the Docs and says:

" I can't sop farting" lets out a big smelly one

Dr says "do you wank a lot"

"I do, has that got something to do with it?" he replies


Dr says "no but it's fucking great isn't it?"
 

Indaparkside

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Little lad goes to his dad hey dad what’s testicles Balls replies his dad.
Balls to you his son said I’ll ask me fucking mam
 

Indaparkside

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Same lad hey dad where do I come from me mam said the sugar bowl.
Eye that’s about the fucking size of it replies his dad
 

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