Joke thread

Psychedelic Casual said:
Fucking hell, how good is your memory?!
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After reading it on here, I dined out on it for a while until it became tiresome
But I was surprised it was originally posted seven years earlier

However seven years is nothing.
There was one posted within the last couple of weeks about the bacon tree/hambush
I still remember seeing that performed as a comedy sketch by drama students at school 43 years ago
 
Chatting to a young neighbour who said his Grandad has got all the family
worried as he's developed an addiction to Viagra. Said his Grandma is taking it
very hard.
 
Just been on the blower to a local offie -

"Hello"... Hello bargain booze".... "Hi, I was drinking Cider in a pub on my hols, I think it may be called Dickens"..... "Dickens cider?"..... "Yeah"...... "Just a minute I'll check with the manager".... "It doesn't matter...... Do you do sell Cummings?" ..... "Cumin, as of the the herb?"...... "No Cummings"..... "Ah Cummings cider..... Sorry we don't sell that either"...... "Ok, no worries, bye".... : )
 
DazWA9 said:
A bloke walks into a cafe and takes a look at the menu above the counter.


  • Ham Roll 50p
  • Cheese Roll 50p
  • Beef Roll 50p
  • Wanks £1
He then sees there is a beautiful, young woman serving behind the counter.

“Excuse me love" he says.

“Can I help you?” she answers.

“Is it you that gives the wanks?” asks the bloke, pointing at the menu.

“Yes, it is” says the young woman.

“Well, here's £1, but wash your hands please, I want two cheese rolls
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This joke has only appeared 18 times so far. In the meantime prices for these products and services have risen by an average of 400%.
 
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