Joke thread

Good luck to the Brazilian hurdlers-

last time one jumped over a barrier in London, we shot him..!


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On the first day of the Olympics the Romanians take gold,silver,bronze,copper,lead and anything else they can get their fucking hands on. The thieving pikey bastards!


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The Chinese girl swimming in finals today is expected to smash the world record by 10 seconds.

Chi Ting Twat said she is very optimistic !


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My wife walked in from work today and saw the dog licking marmite off my cock
" Don't let him do that!" she screamed, "It's fucking disgusting."
"That's your opinion" I said, "This is his second jar, he absolutely loves the stuff.
 
Paddy goes into a chemist's shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.

"Could you taste this, please?"

The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.


"Does it taste sweet?" says Paddy.

"No, not at all," says the chemist.

"Good," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
 
In hindsight I should have posted my facebook status as; "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "i've just fucked a 14 year old escort"

Police didnt see the funny side, my laptop has been confiscated an the wife has gone to her mums!
 
It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey,but Ive turned myself around and that's what it's all about.
 
Ovo said:
How do you make a gay fuck a woman?

Shit in her ****.
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Aright Chubby. Never did like the fat ****.<br /><br />-- Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:51 pm --<br /><br />Paddy goes to his new job at the builders yard.

"Can ya make tea", said the gaffer.

"Oh i", said paddy.

"Can ya drive a stacker truck"

"Why ? How bigs the fuckin teapot"
 
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