Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Stuuuuuu]

2 lepers playing cards one lost so he threw his hand him

Why did the leper fail his driving test he left his foot on the accelerator

Guy walks into a bar ouch it was a steel one

As the leper said after visiting the prostitute: "Keep the tip."

 

[idahoblues]

As the leper said after visiting the prostitute: "Keep the tip."

What's green and melts when you suck it ?

A leper's cock

 

[Bill Walker]

2 lepers playing cards one lost so he threw his hand him

The other one laughed his head off..

 

[KS55]

Is this leper stuff a disability hate crime?

 

[balotellishaircut]

I just got 3 tips off a bookie for Chester races. Good Times - 1.30pm, Sunshine 2.30pm and Moonlight 3pm.

If they don’t win - don’t blame it on the Sunshine, don’t blame it on the Moonlight, don’t blame it on the Good Times.

Blame it on the Bookie

 

[balotellishaircut]

Police have confirmed that the man who fell 18 storeys from a rooftop nightclub was not a bouncer.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

What's green and melts when you suck it ?

A leper's cock

Thanks for the heads up.

 

[Indaparkside]

I bet on a horse today at twenty to one..

It came in at twenty past four.

Mine got beat a nose somebody in the crowd through a tin of meat at it, stewards had the jockey in he said it got hampered

 

[aguero93:20]

Is this leper stuff a disability hate crime?

It's a curable disease, so while it might be distasteful to joke about, it's not a disability.

Not worth losing the head over.

 

[sir baconface]

Is this leper stuff a disability hate crime?

Don’t know but it’s all a bit flakey.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

It's a curable disease, so while it might be distasteful to joke about, it's not a disability.

Not worth losing the head over.

Likely wont stop some sufferer pursuing a claim, even though it might cost them an arm and a leg.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

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On the subject of philosophers...
Rene Descartes meets with an old friend. "Would you like a drink?"
Descartes responds with "I think not" and promptly vanishes.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I was convinced...

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Don’t know but it’s all a bit flakey.

It’s no skin off my nose

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Is this leper stuff a disability hate crime?

No, but it does only have one drawback

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]