Joke thread

[Big Swifty]

OK but why a picture of the hockey team?

Sticks in the memory....

 

[Big Swifty]

This old painter and decorator says wearily to his teenage assistant "The man who invented decorating wants f*cking"

The lad replies "No - the man who invented f*cking wants decorating"

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The wrestling one is the best

 

[Zuriblue]

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Sticks in the memory....

Yea- who gives a puck

 

[Bluesince1979]

Guy in court, judge have you got anything to say before I sentence you , fuck all replied the defendant what did he say the judge asked his solicitor fuck all the solicitor replied that’s strange said the judge I’m sure I saw his lips move.

Bernard ?

 

[Bill Walker]

Feeling down in the dumps, overweight, Unfit, thinking you're getting old, got aches and pains, stiff back...?

Well just park in a disabled bay at Tesco and everyone will be sure to tell you there's fuck all wrong with you...

 

[Indaparkside]

What’s red and bad for your teeth,
a brick

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[chris63]

Please avoid using a website called Constipated.com. It wouldn't let me log out.