Joke thread

[Uwe Already]

jimmy saville was famous for hosting ”top of the pops” in the 60’s, and backstage introducing cream to small faces. (Also works with small faeces- but best not)

 

[MellowJoe]

jimmy saville was famous for hosting ”top of the pops” in the 60’s, and backstage introducing cream to small faces. (Also works with small faeces- but best not)

And the most disgusting post of the year goes to...

 

[dronefromsector7G]

jimmy saville was famous for hosting ”top of the pops” in the 60’s, and backstage introducing cream to small faces. (Also works with small faeces- but best not)

Get rid of ‘backstage’ and it makes more sense

 

[bumbleblue]

 

[Uwe Already]

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

 

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[Zubrman]

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Was it outside?

 

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[Tuearts right boot]

Was it outside?

Yep, up against the wall outside the chippy your honour.

 

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[NatalieM008]

When I was eight years old, I had a Meccano kit. The kid next door had two. He was Up-a-meccano.

The joke is quite good, I don't get why everyone is bothered...

 

[kippaxneil]

My mate has just got a job as a postman after being out of work for 18 months. I'm really pleased for him...at least it'll keep him off the streets.

 

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