chris63
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I tried to catch fog yesterday.
Mist.
Mist.
Joke thread
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mancity2012_eamo
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My old man used to say that a fool and his money are soon parted.
It’s seems nowadays it’s truer to say a fool and his money are soon elected.
It’s seems nowadays it’s truer to say a fool and his money are soon elected.
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How does a hippy polygamist count his wives?
1 Mrs Hippy, 2 Mrs Hippy, 3 Mrs Hippy...
1 Mrs Hippy, 2 Mrs Hippy, 3 Mrs Hippy...
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Fiftyyearsandcounting
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He said "I'm Irish"
I said "Oh Really?"
He said "No, O'Reilly"
I said "Oh Really?"
He said "No, O'Reilly"
nellyonthewing
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VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep.
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep.
yeseye
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Is that one of those new mobile season ticket readers?
blue44
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yeah,i think i will post it on the seasoncard thread.