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Joke thread
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jimharri
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Continuation of a joke from a page or two back.CTID1988 said:pieface said:My pet mouse blondie topped himself yesterday,
i came home and found him ........hanging on the telephone.
Why a mouse?!
citykev28 said:xenon_ said:I was watching 'News at Ten' when my son came in the living room and asked me a question.
"Dad, what's a ****?"
I looked at him in shock and asked, "Son, where did you hear that word?"
"At school," he replied.
I thought, oh well, I'm eventually going to have to explain one day. Why not now? So I got up and said, "Follow me, son."
I took him into my bedroom where the wife was sleeping, naked, and threw off the covers. I pointed to the furry mound between her legs.
"You see that, son." He nodded. "That's a vagina. The rest of it's a ****."
BA-DUM-TSS!
Been watching Roy Chubby Brown have we? Tsssh, this guy!
Haha! No I stole the joke off a friend. But now I know where he stole it from. Funny though, ain't it.
jimharri
Moderator
Honestly?xenon_ said:citykev28 said:xenon_ said:I was watching 'News at Ten' when my son came in the living room and asked me a question.
"Dad, what's a ****?"
I looked at him in shock and asked, "Son, where did you hear that word?"
"At school," he replied.
I thought, oh well, I'm eventually going to have to explain one day. Why not now? So I got up and said, "Follow me, son."
I took him into my bedroom where the wife was sleeping, naked, and threw off the covers. I pointed to the furry mound between her legs.
"You see that, son." He nodded. "That's a vagina. The rest of it's a ****."
BA-DUM-TSS!
Been watching Roy Chubby Brown have we? Tsssh, this guy!
Haha! No I stole the joke off a friend. But now I know where he stole it from. Funny though, ain't it.
jimharri said:Honestly?xenon_ said:Haha! No I stole the joke off a friend. But now I know where he stole it from. Funny though, ain't it.
Yeah. I take it you didn't laugh.
JoeMercer'sWay
Well-Known Member
xenon_ said:jimharri said:Honestly?xenon_ said:Haha! No I stole the joke off a friend. But now I know where he stole it from. Funny though, ain't it.
Yeah. I take it you didn't laugh.
don't worry, he's had a sense of humour deficiency since childhood, parents took him to the doctors and everyfink.
jimharri
Moderator
Shows how much you know.JoeMercer'sWay said:xenon_ said:jimharri said:Honestly?
Yeah. I take it you didn't laugh.
don't worry, he's had a sense of humour deficiency since childhood, parents took him to the doctors and everyfink.
It was the zoo, not the doctors.
Hamann Pineapple
Well-Known Member
How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just me, but it takes two nurses and a surgeon to get it out again
Just me, but it takes two nurses and a surgeon to get it out again
jimharri
Moderator
Apparently Liverpool plan to change their name to Toothpick FC to justify having 2 points