Joke thread

What's the difference between iron man and iron woman?

Answer: Iron man is a film, iron woman is an order.


No my wife didn't find it funny either !
 
Spurs have apologized to Lazio after accusing their fans of chanting racist monkey noises at Jermaine Defoe after Lazio explained there was no racist intent as the chants were aimed at Gareth Bale
 
My girlfriend was putting cream on "do you mind doing my back ? She asked . I winked and said ok . But let's pretend i am your butler and my names"Dawes" "Ok" she giggled. "would you mind doing my back ,Dawes ?And that was all the invitation I needed
 
mrcunny said:
My girlfriend was putting cream on "do you mind doing my back ? She asked . I winked and said ok . But let's pretend i am your butler and my names"Dawes" "Ok" she giggled. "would you mind doing my back ,Dawes ?And that was all the invitation I needed
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Wretched Vengeance's mrs fell for that on Saturday.
 
stony said:
mrcunny said:
My girlfriend was putting cream on "do you mind doing my back ? She asked . I winked and said ok . But let's pretend i am your butler and my names"Dawes" "Ok" she giggled. "would you mind doing my back ,Dawes ?And that was all the invitation I needed
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Wretched Vengeance's mrs fell for that on Saturday.
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pm me all the details mate.:-)
 
When i was a kid,every new year my dad would take us to the circus at Belle Vue to see the fat tattooed ladies...........now their everywhere.
 
pieface said:
When i was a kid,every new year my dad would take us to the circus at Belle Vue to see the fat tattooed ladies...........now their everywhere.
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they're
 
^^sorry.

I was in Paris with my girlfriend,what a wonderfully cultured romantic beautiful City.
But i couldnt understand all the Parisions walking around with their heads down looking at the ground in such a culturally inspiring place.................then i stood in some dog shit.
 
pieface said:
^^sorry.

I was in Paris with my girlfriend,what a wonderfully cultured romantic beautiful City.
But i couldnt understand all the Parisions walking around with their heads down looking at the ground in such a culturally inspiring place.................then i stood in some dog shit.
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Parisians.
This isn't Trip Advisor, is it?
 
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