Joke thread

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[jimharri]

I’ve just bought a Van Gogh coffee table.

I know it’s a genuine Van Gogh, because it’s got a bit of veneer missing.


Thank you, thank you; don't clap, just throw money.


Available for birthday parties, weddings, funerals, Bar Mitzvahs, debs' balls, stag and hen nights etc etc.

 

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[Tuearts right boot]

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Depp ram Mr.tee ??

 

[Kippax77]

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I've spent way too much time admiring this joke on the thread today.

Will it still be up tomorrow?

 

[blueish swede]

I've spent way too much time admiring this joke on the thread today.

Will it still be up tomorrow?

You need to get down the doctors if it is.

 

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[Blue Mist]

I've spent way too much time admiring this joke on the thread today.

Will it still be up tomorrow?

Hell if you keep it hard for 24 hours you deserve more than a like.

 

[ray21]

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[sir baconface]

I saw a homeless guy on the street with a sign saying “One day this could be you”.

I put my money back in my pocket just in case he’s right.

 

[kippaxneil]

Gambling addiction hotlines might get a lot more gamblers ringing in if every tenth caller was a winner.

 

[Groke]

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must be great being a dog - bit of tug-of-war, bit of shagging

 

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