Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

An avid train spotter died while travelling on a local steam train. Sad, but he was chuffed to death.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Grumpyman]

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Right. Who laughed?
Who laughed?

You shower of racist bar stewards.

 

[JRockBlues]

The only thing he's blocked all season. (Not me, I just nicked it off twitter)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[goalmole]

View attachment 30644

Busted!!!

 

[LWashington]

That would have worked for @Magicpole or Sean Connery, but took me a while to get it

Try this one.

Experts are predicting that this fight will be fought at close range, 18 inches to be precise.