Joke thread

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[JRockBlues]

Last night I watched a fascinating documentary on cocaine. In future I think I'll watch all documentaries that way.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

You da man, a Dyson vacuum for Christmas, brilliant the closest I can come to that was before we were married we went to the pub, I asked the soon to be very lucky one what she wanted to drink. She said surprise me,
I got her a glass of water.

When it's your round, you always buy water.

 

[Blue Mist]

When it's your round, you always buy water.

Buy ? Tap water is free and it is better for you than the shite you drink.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Buy ? Tap water is free and it is better for you than the shite you drink.

It's free ?, you are more of a tight arse than I first thought

 

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[LWashington]

Last night I watched a fascinating documentary on cocaine. In future I think I'll watch all documentaries that way.

Reminded me of this one.

Policeman, " I'm arresting you under the Misuse of Drugs Act."
Suspect "Nonsense, I'm using them perfectly, that why I'm stoned as fuck."