jimharri
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There's nothing worse than having a Cranberries song stuck in your heeeeeeead, in your heeeeeead, in your head, in your head, in your hea, hea, hea, head....
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Joke thread
- Thread starter mrcunny
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dronefromsector7G
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I asked the missus for our password when trying to log in to our online banking.
“It’s Ariel Cinderella Mickey Mouse Superman jack Sparrow Elsa Eeyore Madrid”.
“Why did you choose that?” I asked.
“The man said it had to have at least seven characters and include a capital”
“It’s Ariel Cinderella Mickey Mouse Superman jack Sparrow Elsa Eeyore Madrid”.
“Why did you choose that?” I asked.
“The man said it had to have at least seven characters and include a capital”
CrazyBlues
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The wife checked her husband's Hand Phone and found these names:
*The Tender one.*
*The Amazing one.*
*Lady of My Dreams.*
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his Mother.
Then she called the second number on which his Sister replied.
When she dialed the third number, her own phone rang !!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband.
So she gave him her whole month's salary to make up for it.
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as :
*Ah Seng Kedai motor.*
*PASS IT ALONG :*
Caution :
*ONLY TO MALE FRIENDS, PLEASE.*
*The Tender one.*
*The Amazing one.*
*Lady of My Dreams.*
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his Mother.
Then she called the second number on which his Sister replied.
When she dialed the third number, her own phone rang !!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband.
So she gave him her whole month's salary to make up for it.
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as :
*Ah Seng Kedai motor.*
*PASS IT ALONG :*
Caution :
*ONLY TO MALE FRIENDS, PLEASE.*
blue44
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what did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire
" same time next month " !
" same time next month " !
blue44
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not a joke but its still funny-poignant
" the difference between stupidy and genius,is that genius has its limits "
einstein
" the difference between stupidy and genius,is that genius has its limits "
einstein
johnmc
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The wife checked her husband's Hand Phone and found these names:
*The Tender one.*
*The Amazing one.*
*Lady of My Dreams.*
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his Mother.
Then she called the second number on which his Sister replied.
When she dialed the third number, her own phone rang !!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband.
So she gave him her whole month's salary to make up for it.
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as :
*Ah Seng Kedai motor.*
*PASS IT ALONG :*
Caution :
*ONLY TO MALE FRIENDS, PLEASE.*
Can someone explain please
blue b4 the moon
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Glad it's not just me.Can someone explain please
sir baconface
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Nor me...
Barcon
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Can someone explain please
Not me.
George Hannah
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Google says 'Ah Seng Kedai motor' is a Malaysian motorbike repair Shop in Penang, but that doesn't seem to help