Joke thread

[happy daze]

My mate Albert Ross has had a gander at this thread and as he always says to his wife "The Pen Gwynne is mightier than the sword" He won't budgie thinks this thread is for the gullible.
Eider thought from heron it should be stopped we can't have this time and ptarmigan wigeon my opinion is correct.

 

[Big Swifty]

Enough already!

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Enough already!

We're just larking about. We'll stop wren there's no more breeds left to pun on.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Enough already!

Ye it’s nothing to crow about

 

[LWashington]

My mate Albert Ross has had a gander at this thread and as he always says to his wife "The Pen Gwynne is mightier than the sword" He won't budgie thinks this thread is for the gullible.
Eider thought from heron it should be stopped we can't have this time and ptarmigan wigeon my opinion is correct.

There should be a Linnet to the number of puns in one post.

 

[aguero93:20]

 

[LWashington]

Ye it’s nothing to crow about

Yeah, nobody will be Waxwing lyrical about any of these puns.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Enough already!

can't take it?
Chicken

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Oh look at the hard man.
Who do you think you are?
Steven Seagull?

 

[idahoblues]

Enough already!

Why ?, it's quacking me up

 

[happy daze]

Oh look at the hard man.
Who do you think you are?
Steven Seagull?

No he's arnie schwarz and egger

 

[JRockBlues]

No he's arnie schwarz and egger

(Jean-Claude Van) Damme you all for keeping this pun thread going. You're probably all puffin' out your chests as we speak.

 

[ray21]

Oh look at the hard man.
Who do you think you are?
Steven Seagull?

No,Walter Pigeon

 

[Grassland Blue]

I wish you'd all flock off with the puns...

 

[xgorton]

Oh look at the hard man.
Who do you think you are?
Steven Seagull?

Ronnie Pickering.

 

[ray21]

Could do with Arry the twitcher on here what do you think my little Chickadees ?

 

[KS55]

I've got a bit of a grouse with this thread.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Would like to stay longer but I have to fly.

 

[Barcon]

Would like to stay longer but I have to fly.

Go on then, flock off.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Go on then, flock off.

I'm off to twitter