Joke thread

[JRockBlues]

At first I was reluctant to get a brain transplant but then they changed my mind.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I filed my nails today with an emery board.

It was awful ...but I liked it.


I’ll get my coat and wish you a good ebening.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

 

[Dicko69]

 

[Sid C]

I went to the Doctors the other day and told him I had a problem with my left ear
He said “Are you sure?”
I said “Yes I’m definite“

 

[balotellishaircut]

A Tibetan monk was making his morning toast when he saw in the margarine the face of Jesus, he gasped and said " I cant believe its not Buddha "

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Manchester United

 

[roman totale]

Reminds me of this one

 

[roman totale]

Manchester United

Didn’t yer mam teach you not to mock the afflicted?

 

[Ancient Citizen]

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Benny Hill, circa 1973

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Do female pilots sit in a cuntpit?

 

[bluethrunthru]

Frankie Boyle just now..... " the Queen congratulated Emma Raducanu for winning the US open =- which was nice to see the Queen sticking up for a teenager in a US court"

 

[mat]

What have Ole and Boris Johnson have in common?

Neither has a plan B.

 

[KS55]

Do female pilots sit in a cuntpit?

She was only a sailor's daughter, but she kept her cockpit clean.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[goalmole]

What have Ole and Boris Johnson have in common?

Neither has a plan B.

Boris would probably do a better job at the rags than the paperboy

 

[Mozzer]

Boris would probably do a better job at the rags than the paperboy

He wouldn't.