Joke thread

[DrBlueBob]

Learn to Google-foo... I don't mean this as an insult at all - but if you don't understand something, type the relevant text into your favorite search engine and see what comes up.

Cheers, incidentally I Googled Google Foo as instructed and learned that you meant Google Fu, I think. Foo is some sort of software engineering thingy whereas Fu is apparently the ability to master searches on t'interweb. Every day's a school day.
Back to the match; grrr!

 

[Bill Walker]

I love Halloween.

It's the only time of year the cobwebs in my house look like decorations

 

[Grumpyman]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Letting fireworks off in October is ridiculous.

My cat has just shit himself and shot up the Christmas tree..

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

I've just bought some HP sauce.

It's 10p a month for 2 years.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Bill Walker]

Someone knocked on my door last night trick or treating wearing a Gloria Gaynor mask!

At first I was afraid I was petrified..

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I got everything I needed for Halloween and Christmas in the one shop.

Beer.

 

[blue44]

Apparently, Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't like random people coming to their door

 

[blue44]

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Q:
Why do cows have bells?
































A:
Because their horns don't work.

 

[Uwe Already]

I was shocked to see a baby ghost last night, turned out someone had dropped a hanky…

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[crazyg]

Q:
Why do cows have bells?
































A:
Because their horns don't work.

Told that to my 4 year old granddaughter last week. She thought it was funny!

Also asked her "Why do bees hum?

Answer: Because they don't know the words!!

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]