Joke thread

[Tuearts right boot]

Is it alright if I get offended for you on the off chance you're not offended enough.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[mrcunny]

No need to mention his shadow mate. I suspect it’s a very large one.

 

[Blue Mist]

Im sure i didnt use a name or point my finger in your direction.One feels you might be offended of your own shadow given the chance...

Have you seen my shadow? It looks nothing like me, deliberately distorting the truth to make me look bad. I am young slim and full of life, why my shadow tries to make out I am the opposite I don't know.

Ps. You do know I was messing around with my op to you don't you.

 

[knuckles]

 

[mrcunny]

Have you seen my shadow? It looks nothing like me, deliberately distorting the truth to make me look bad. I am young slim and full of life, why my shadow tries to make out I am the opposite I don't know.

Ps. You do know I was messing around with my op to you don't you.

Im on a horse my friend at least let me ride it to completion..No worries..

 

[knuckles]

 

[Bill Walker]

The wife just opened a Xmas card and rice fell all over the floor, whose that off I asked ?
Uncle Ben she replied

 

[ChicagoBlue]

The wife just opened a Xmas card and rice fell all over the floor, whose that off I asked ?
Uncle Ben she replied

I know it’s page 1015, but fuck me, that’s shit!

That’s even worse than….

Why is Santa afraid of getting stuck in the chimney?

He has Claus-trophobia!

 

[Bill Walker]

I know it’s page 1015, but fuck me, that’s shit!

Haha!

Hahaha