Joke thread

[citizen_maine]

I'm still trying to figure it out.

He's got his bike outside mate. His bike

 

[Barcon]

He's got his bike outside mate. His bike

I've even tried doing it in a Chinese accent.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I've even tried doing it in a Chinese accent.

I’m lost too and have lived in Manchester most of my life!

 

[Barcon]

I’m lost too and have lived in Manchester most of my life!

Me too. I moved away when I was 15

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Me too. I moved away when I was 15

So about 20% then? ;-)

 

[mat]

Me too. I moved away when I was 15

Fucking knew it...

You are Jimmy Somerville and I claim my £5 sir!

 

[Barcon]

Fucking knew it...

You are Jimmy Somerville and I claim my £5 sir!

Never heard of him ;)

@dronefromsector7G

 

[citizen_maine]

Never heard of him ;)

@dronefromsector7G

Not surprised. He's a smalltown boy

 

[Mr Fraser]

Not surprised. He's a smalltown boy

That aint necessarily so

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I've even tried doing it in a Chinese accent.

3 weeks now, 3 w e e k s and I'm still struggling.

 

[Blue Mist]

Me too. I was moved away when I was 15

Edited for accuracy.

Oh and it's now called deportation.

 

[Barcon]

3 weeks now, 3 w e e k s and I'm still struggling.

I did a good job of not clarkie'ng myself but then @m7mcfc brought it up today.
I think it was a trap.

 

[Barcon]

Edited for accuracy.

Oh and it's now called deportation.

But I was given a great new identity.

 

[Blue Mist]

But I was given a great new identity.

Got to be careful here, can't put what I want.

Pm sent.

 

[Barcon]

Got to be careful here, can't put what I want.

Pm sent.

Hopefully a link for a custom made penis beaker.

 

[Blue Mist]

Hopefully a link for a custom made penis beaker.

Yes go to Pipettes R Us.

They do your size

 

[Cellarite]

He's got his bike outside mate. His bike

When they get it, they’ll get it and kick themselves.

 

[Barcon]

When they get it, they’ll get it and kick themselves.

I'm not falling for it.

 

[Cellarite]

I'm not falling for it.

3 w e e k s.

 

[Blue Mist]

3 w e e k s.

It might be better if you explained it was a red bike.