Joke thread

[manclad]

Remember the Serbian prostitute from the 1990s whose name was
Slobberdownmicockyerbitch !!!

 

[LWashington]

Remember the Serbian prostitute from the 1990s whose name was
Slobberdownmicockyerbitch !!!

Yes , she married that pornstar Ivar Biggen.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

UFC has not been the same since the ruSSIan Kanyoukick Abolovkoff was barred from competing

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I called the builders merchants earlier to order 30 tons of sand to my house.

The bloke said Christ, are you building a hotel?

I said no, I've just won a camel in a raffle.

 

[LWashington]

Chris Evert married John Lloyd and became Chris Evert Lloyd.
Mary Decker married Richard Slaney and became Mary Decker Slaney.
Shame Marita Koch didn't marry Davor Suker.

 

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[BackofJeanette]

 

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[chris63]

Remember the Serbian prostitute from the 1990s whose name was
Slobberdownmicockyerbitch !!!

Remember the Russian prostitute from the 80s. Nickersoffalot. Lovely girl.

 

[manclad]

Remember the Russian prostitute from the 80s. Nickersoffalot. Lovely girl.

I must have known her twin sister - Nickersonandoff !!!