Joke thread

[snorky]

Why did Jesus cross the road?

Cos he was nailed to the fuckin chicken.

 

[Mariosfireworks]

Jesus walked into a b&b put 6 nails on the desk, and said can you put me up for the night

 

[dronefromsector7G]

How does Jesus make tea?

Hebrews it

 

[Indaparkside]

Jesus walks into the premier inn throws 3 nails on the counter and says can you put me up for the night

 

[bluebc]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I was going to tell another crucifixion joke but if you're all going up in arms on the last one I don't think I'll bother.

You've nailed it.

 

[Mariosfireworks]

Jesus walks into the premier inn throws 3 nails on the counter and says can you put me up for the night

I want my joke back ha ha

 

[Indaparkside]

What did the Tibetan monk say when he saw Jesus’s face in the margarine
I can’t believe it’s not buddha

 

[Dogtanian]

Handed in my notice at Subway today…

They'll never find anyone as good as me to fill that roll!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Jesus walks into the premier inn throws 3 nails on the counter and says can you put me up for the night

Jesus was the original pin up boy

 

[RiversideBlue]

Jesus saves........but Haaland bangs in the rebound.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac is getting married to William Shatner the actor, she’s following the modern idiom of a double barrelled name, she will be known as:

Stevie Shatner Nicks

I was amazed the old german footballer Philipp Lahm decided to call his new daughter Carra.

 

[chris63]

I was amazed the old german footballer Philipp Lahm decided to call his new daughter Carra.

Thought he called her legof?

 

[bluebc]

 

[bluebc]

 

[bluebc]

 

[LWashington]

I was amazed the old german footballer Philipp Lahm decided to call his new daughter Carra.

Thought he called her legof?

Mary Haddie Little

 

[Grassland Blue]

I was amazed the old german footballer Philipp Lahm decided to call his new daughter Carra.

Aww - sweet...

 

[roypaulknewmyfather]

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I said it was disgusting .
I was brought up with christian values, I still go to church but not religiously. The image makes me uncomfortable because of my beliefs.
I never asked Blue44 to delete the post and I never reported it.
Try putting something similar against any other religion in the same vain and see where that gets you.
The Police would be all over it if it was reported as it would be classed as a hate crime.

As for the Olivia Newton John joke, death comes to us all, I liked the joke as it was not derogatory or offensive to her memory. when my turn to shuffle off this earth comes I would be disappointed if there wasn’t laughter at my funeral.

I don’t get it!