Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[bumbleblue]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

 

[goalmole]

You can't be too careful.

 

[LWashington]

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First Of The Gang To Party
Last Of The Famous International Trade Deals

 

[Dogtanian]

I spent two hours the other day chasing an old friend I hadn't seen for ages...

It felt so good to finally catch up!

 

[Fred_Quimby]

So true

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[KS55]

What’s the difference between enzymes and hormones?………
You can’t hear enzymes.

 

[LWashington]

What’s the difference between enzymes and hormones?………
You can’t hear enzymes.

What's the difference between arson and vandalism.

You can't put your vandalism a chair.

 

[ancoats]

 

[bluebc]

 

[Xhavenjoe]

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Reminds me of the one

"I see that boxer Tim was stabbed."

"Witherspoon?"

"No, with a knife "

 

[Green18]

Whats the difference between a buffalo and a bison?


You can't wash your hands in a buffalo….

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Scottish bloke: "Am wearin' a kilt tae ma weddin'."

His pal: Aye, whit's the tartan?

Scottish bloke: "Nae sure. Probably a white dress "

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[bluebc]