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[lefty goldblatt]

 

[Mozzer]

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They're.

 

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[KS55]

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Is that aqueous humour?

 

[JASR]

Is that aqueous humour?

I think you may have a blind spot regarding humour, I wish you the best of luck in seeing the light.

 

[blue44]

Is that aqueous humour?

aye

 

[blue44]

They're.

I know
but i cant photoshop a meme

 

[Big Swifty]

Is that aqueous humour?

It's a cornea joke than any others on this thread

 

[mat]

Elton John says to Rod Stewart, "I've just got a vintage Rolls Royce for my collection!"

Rod asks, "What Reg?"

Elton shouts, "I'VE JUST GOT A VINTAGE ROLLS ROYCE, YOU DEAF ****."

It's a little bit funny...

 

[Mozzer]

I know
but i cant photoshop a meme

Ha ha, it's quite simple really.


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[JASR]

It's a cornea joke than any others on this thread

You wait until Len’s one arrives!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Ha ha, it's quite simple really.


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Not your best joke, mate.

 

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[bluemanchester]

Ha ha, it's quite simple really.


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

Exactly;-)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Ha ha, it's quite simple really.


Whomst've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst'v

Us this not worth a ban fir wasting bandwidth?

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

It's a little bit funny...

Elton John and George Michael -
"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"

 

[Travellingman]

 

[sir baconface]

Whomst've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst've'n'd'rd'st're's'd'n't've'd'n't'rd'nd'st's'should've're's'd'nd'st'd's'not've'd'thoumst'v

Is this an extract from Ole Gunnar Solksjaer’s autobiography?